Well, it's been a magical 5 years, but it's now apparently over. Now "I'm married" is heard more as a jumping off point to start negotiations than a shut-down. If there's some other magical combination of words that can just close that door completely, I haven't found it yet. "Married and happy?" "Married and monogamous?" "Married and just really, really busy?" How about "No means no?"
So let's just lay this out there clearly for all the world to see: unless you recently played Sherlock Holmes in a) a British television series or b) an American movie, I AM NOT INTERESTED.
Seriously, though, Robert Downey Jr. should call me.