Every since the pilot episode of the NBC spy comedy Chuck first aired on September 24th, 2007 and introduced us to super-sexy superspy Sarah Walker (and her super-tiny agency-issued spy lingerie that is completely necessary for her job, obviously), I've been telling everyone who would listen that Yvonne Strahovski is the most beautiful woman alive. I was so wrong. Ms. Strahovski is the second most beautiful woman alive. The "Most Beautiful" title always has, and always will, rightfully belong to this divine creature:
Mm, most definitely. Portia de Rossi absolutely takes every kind of attractiveness-related cake there is, and Fox can suck all the dicks for cancelling Arrested Development in 2006 (February 10, 2006, a day that shall live in infamy) and causing me to forget her. ABC, I know you tried, but Better Off Ted is better off unwatched. Luckily Netflix has saved the day, and that pretty much sums up my Memorial Day weekend plans. Anyway, let's look at more pretty pictures, shall we?
Has anyone every looked better barefoot and in a domestic setting? And Portia de Rossi's charms don't end there. Lindsay Bluth may have won "Best Hair" in high school, but Ms. de Rossi (de Generes?) wins best hair in life:
It literally doesn't matter what she does with it, it looks amazing. Curls that would make me cry myself to sleep every night?
She rocks it. Bun so tight it may as well be a bald cap?
She rocks it. Absurdly dikey 'do that reminds one of something about some chick named Mary?
Somehow she rocks it. She even got through her obligatory teen horror/weird eyebrow phase with grace.
If they fire January Jones and replace her with Portia, I would actually start watching Mad Men again (and believe me, that's saying something).
I hope that I, like Netflix, have unmade a huge mistake here.
All my X's and O's,
P.S. In my defense: