Jim: Hi, S.
Me: You know Eddie Izzard's giraffe walk?
Me: You know, the one that goes like this. [Mimes Eddie Izzard miming a giraffe]
Jim: Oh. Yes. I saw that bit. Once.
Me: Well, there's something about this hallway that makes me want to do the giraffe walk every time I go down it. Maybe just to see if anyone would notice.
Me: You know?
Jim: Not really.
Jim: By the way, I haven't done that thing you asked me to do yet.
Me: Why not? Do I need to be meaner? Do you not take me seriously?
Jim: You just came into my office and told me that you feel compelled to walk like a giraffe.
Me: Oh. Yeah, I guess I see your point. Bye, then.
Me: [giraffe-walks out the door]