1. People actually read the nonsense I post here.
2. The third most popular search term that leads to this site is "human babies are gross."
3. Someone once reached this site by Googling "black person nose."
I also learned that I have a lone visitor from Greece, so I thought I'd give a shout out to my no doubt olive-skinned reader.
Hello! (Or should I say "Γεια σας!") I hope you're having a wonderful day among the olive trees, sacrificing goats and eating grape leaves and such. I've never visited Greece myself, but I have read Homer and seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, so I think I have a pretty accurate idea of what it's like there. Specifically, I believe that all conversations are supposed to begin and end with the shouting of the word "opa," similar to the use of "aloha" in Hawaii. So a double dose of "opa" to you, my friend.
Oh, and the prize I mentioned: since we all benefit from interacting with different cultures, if my Greek reader would kindly make him or herself known in the comments section of this post, he or she will win a prize*! It's that simple.
While we're at it, let's offer prizes to anyone who becomes a follower of this blog before the end of the month**. Prizes all around, yay! Everybody loves a prize.
Love to you all,
**This prize also TBD