1. "That's Amore" - No way is this a real song; it was clearly invented to have something to play in Italian restaurants in films.
2. The Canadian National Anthem - I'm pretty sure there's nothing after "Oh, Canada!"
3. "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" - Can anyone tell me any words to this song other than the title? Yeah, that's what I thought.
4. "Zat You, Santa Claus?" - This song is clearly just a bunch of generic brass instruments playing to provide background music for family-friendly Christmas movies, then the one line is sung very loudly to mark the end of the holiday shopping/decorating/ice skating montage.
I think it would be genius to have a karaoke bar where the entire playlist consists only of songs like this.
This is unrelated, but I also wanted to point out that it's really gross to bring your dog into the grocery store. Why do people do this? Anything that pees to mark its territory should not be brought around human food items.