Business Idea: The Admiral Akbar Bathroom Companion
The Admiral Akbar Bathroom Companion is an easy-to-install product guaranteed to provide endless entertainment. The device consists of a single unit that attaches beneath the lip of your toilet bowl. A sensor on the device detects and analyzes anything that enters the toilet. When poop is detected, Admiral Akbar's voice exclaims: "It's a crap!"
This is going to be huge. Seriously, every frat house in the country will buy one. Operators are standing by.