Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Business Idea: The Admiral Akbar Bathroom Companion

The Admiral Akbar Bathroom Companion is an easy-to-install product guaranteed to provide endless entertainment. The device consists of a single unit that attaches beneath the lip of your toilet bowl. A sensor on the device detects and analyzes anything that enters the toilet. When poop is detected, Admiral Akbar's voice exclaims: "It's a crap!"

This is going to be huge. Seriously, every frat house in the country will buy one. Operators are standing by.

Heart,

S. Misanthrope

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